Today at Dunkin Donuts I ordered one chocolate glazed donut and I just got home and realized the worker gave me two #itsthelittlethings
UPDATE: THE PEASANT CHARGED ME FOR TWO DONUTS
Update: I came to the realization that I actually needed the second donut so I’m telepathically thanking the kind dunkin donuts worker
in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse
When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.